Showing posts with label Motherhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Motherhood. Show all posts
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Cloth Diapers
Considering cloth diapers? Check out Jen's post who absolutely loves them. She spells it allll out for ya :)
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Baby cage
There are some moments on a hard day that I feel somewhat of a desire to place my child in a little cage and keep him there till he stops whining. I would never actually do that though.
Now, how comfortable would you be with putting your child out on one of these?
“A nanny supervising a baby suspended in a wire cage attached to the outside of a high tenement block window. The cages were distributed to members of the Chelsea Baby Club in London who have no gardens, or qualms about putting a child in a box dangling over a busy street.” [June 23, 1937]
Wow, I just don't know about that my friends.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Motherhood 101
My husband and I were reminiscing last night about the many things we learned the hard way when we had our little bundle of love. What we really needed was a little prep course on this thing we call parenthood. Here is what my course syllabus would look like...
- How to really pack a hospital bag - preparation H and Lansinoh included.
- How to gain boob access in almost any outfit.
- How to change a baby’s diaper in a public restroom without catching the plague
- How to breastfeed a crying baby while using the bathroom, cooking dinner, talking on the phone...etc
- How to get a handle on the "fire hose" while changing a diaper
- Differentiating between buttered popcorn and your newborns dirty diaper
- How to cut itty bitty fingernails without cutting off an appendage
- How to react when your child farts in public
- How to drive a car with one arm, while reaching into the backseat to hold a pacifier in your child’s mouth with the other
There are definitely more things that us parents need to become accustomed to after having children, but I think the trick of it all is learning as you go along.
Oh, the joys :)
What would your course syllabus look like? Please do share...I'd love to hear.
- How to really pack a hospital bag - preparation H and Lansinoh included.
- How to gain boob access in almost any outfit.
- How to change a baby’s diaper in a public restroom without catching the plague
- How to breastfeed a crying baby while using the bathroom, cooking dinner, talking on the phone...etc
- How to get a handle on the "fire hose" while changing a diaper
- Differentiating between buttered popcorn and your newborns dirty diaper
- How to cut itty bitty fingernails without cutting off an appendage
- How to react when your child farts in public
- How to drive a car with one arm, while reaching into the backseat to hold a pacifier in your child’s mouth with the other
There are definitely more things that us parents need to become accustomed to after having children, but I think the trick of it all is learning as you go along.
Oh, the joys :)
What would your course syllabus look like? Please do share...I'd love to hear.
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